Posts tagged: Anchorman
Anchorman
Ron Burgundy makes an incredible announcement on my show tonight.- @ConanOBrien
The Channel 4 News Team
People call me the Bry-man. I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
hahahahah oh god why didn’t I know this existed earlier in my life
I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
“Theres only one thing a man can do when he’s suffering from a spiritual and existential funk…buy new suits”
People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group.
I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.