How To Read Your Wife’s Face, Starring Connie Britton
- And the toddler just kneed you in the balls!
- Um, never wear those jeans.
- We’re just watching The Daily Show.
- No, I really did want a laptop case for our anniversary.
- I only have to listen to you tell that story 437 more times over the next three decades!
- The Lubriderm is on my nightstand, if you need it.
- I feel fat.
- Yay! You got the cork out! Wooo-hooooooooo!
- Shut the fuck up!