Cap'n Cook

Here’s how 97% of the posts in the “Fuck you mom/dad” tag go:

“MY MOM/DAD TOOK AWAY MY CELL PHONE/LAPTOP/ANY OTHER PRIZED POSSESSION BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME IF I FAILED MY CLASS THEY WOULD TAKE IT AWAY. GOD I HATE THEM, I CAN’T WAIT TO GO TO COLLEGE (personal note: lol) AND LEAVE THIS HOUSE.”

Also,

“I ASKED MY MOM/DAD FOR SOME ASININE REQUEST AND THEY SAID NO, WHY DO THEY NEVER GIVE ME THE THINGS I WANT AND JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.”

Now i’m not saying kids deserve to be beaten but…